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 If I could have looked into the future when I was thirteen, I would have been amazed to see that any books I wrote would be published.

   Now, of course, I think I should have published a lot more.  But I still know that I'm fortunate to have had several books see print in various North American and European editions.

   Here's a non-comprehensive list:


Laughin' Boy

      (Hardcover novel/Subterranean Press, 2005.)

      America at the end of the Twentieth Century was a dangerous place.  It was a place conceived in liberty, yet threatened by the forces of oppression and evil.  It was a place where fanatics -- political and religious, foreign and domestic -- sharpened their swords to attack an innocent populace whose love of freedom was matched only by its lack of irony.

     It was a sick place in need of sick heroes.

     And so they came:  PORNO GIRL, THE RACIST RANGER . . . and the infamous LAUGHIN' BOY.

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     Dust jacket art by J.K. Potter. 

     Available in a Limited edition (750 signed copies) and a Lettered edition (26 signed leatherbound copies).  Contact Subterranean Press about the Lettered edition.  Subterranean is sold out of the Limited edition, but copies are available at Clarkesworldbooks and Amazon.  You can also order it from Edge Books, Realms of Fantasy Books, Dreamhaven Books, BookPeople , and other fine booksellers.

     John Clute calls Laughin' Boy "one of the funniest novels of the past decade."  His Science Fiction Weekly review is at http://www.scifi.com/sfw/issue425/excess.html.

     Mark Graham -- Rocky Mountain News: Books --  says "Readers will find themselves laughing out loud and cringing in horror, frequently at the same time . . . "

     Paul Di Filippo, in The Washington Post Book World, writes that " . . . this funny, scathing assault on the current booboisie has few peers."

    And in News from The Agony Column,  Rick Kleffel says " . . . Laughin' Boy may just be a speculative fiction landmark, a cut-and-paste, post-cable, post-Internet novel that assimilates the forms and the chaos of the media-scape and spits them out in a frenzied satire . . . "

     If novels were knives, Laughin' Boy would be my sharpest.  You can read some excerpts here.


Lunatics

     (Hardcover novel, St. Martin's Press, 1996.  Trade paperback edition, Bantam, 1997.  Hardcover and softcover editions in Germany and Poland.  Books on Tape edition, 1998.)

     Jack's friends learn of Lily's existence after his arrest by the Austin police for public indecency.  And while they're all convinced he's insane, they are his friends, and if that involves hijacking him to a cabin in the woods to keep him out of trouble during the full moon, they can handle it.  But with each passing month Jack's crowd -- spiky Carolyn and her gorgeous-but-dumb boytoy Artie, sexy single mom Halle, and less-than-ecstatically-married Stephen and Katy -- is gradually pulled into Lily's orbit.  And once they've fallen under the influence of the goddess of desire, nothing will be the same. 

     Not for Jack, or his friends, or even Lily herself . . .

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     U.S. hardcover dust jacket art by Maurice Vellekoop.  U.S. trade paperback cover art by Ronald Finger.

     Both the hardcover and trade paperback U.S. editions of Lunatics are available at Amazon and Adventures in Crime and Space

     Signed copies from my personal stash are available at http://shops.half.ebay.com/barbdenton_W0QQmZbooks.

     "Utterly charming . . . a bodacious bombshell of a book that you can still respect in the morning . . . Lunatics is like that one perfect unforgettable song that summons up a summer:  breezy, sunstruck, joyous."

     -- Elizabeth Hand in The Washington Post Book World

     "In Lunatics, the talented Bradley Denton shows yet another facet of his astonishing range.  This romantic romp of quirky, believable characters that just happen to include a goddess offers wit, style, and, finally, profound insight into the nature of love.  What more could one ask for?"

                                             -- Nancy Kress

     "Bradley Denton has become one of those writers for whose work I drop almost everything and read. . . .  Lunatics . . . is compulsively readable, a contemporary fable with simple eloquence and undeniable heart."

                                             -- Michael Bishop

     "A big-hearted, giddily-plotted fantasy . . . presented with grace, charm, and a genuine affection for humanity, foibles and all."

                                             -- Publishers Weekly

     Lunatics is my book-length mash note to friendship, love, sex, and Austin, Texas.  It came -this- close to being made into a movie.  (Well, - that - close, anyway.)


Blackburn

     (Hardcover novel, St. Martin's Press, 1993.  Trade paperback edition, Picador, 1995.  Hardcover and softcover editions in the United Kingdom, Germany, France, Italy, and Israel.  Bram Stoker Award Finalist.  Winner of the Prix Calibre 38 for Best First Crime Novel published in France in 1995.)

     Jimmy Blackburn grows up in the Midwest believing the things that adults tell him.  He questions his teachers and they lie to him.  He questions his parents and his father beats him.  He questions the world and it hurts him.

     And so Jimmy Blackburn becomes a killer.

     In this novel we meet many of Blackburn's twenty-one victims.  They include law enforcers, writers, adulterers, auto mechanics, and other liars.

     Blackburn is at once riotously funny and searing: a vision of America through the eyes of the central bogeyman of our culture.

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     Signed hardcover and trade paperback U.S. editions of Blackburn from my personal stash are available at http://shops.half.ebay.com/barbdenton_W0QQmZbooks .   

     It's also at Adventures in Crime and Space and at Amazon.com: Blackburn : A Novel (along with a number of reader reviews).

     "A profoundly unsettling book. . . . Its sense of despair and bitter satire will recall Miss Lonelyhearts, its voice brings to mind Jim Thompson's chatty amiable monsters. . . . By turns hilarious, heartrending, violent and curiously tender, it is like no book you've read before."

        -- James Sallis in The Washington Post Book World

     "A bracing antidote to the pop sociologies of mass murder it so deftly skewers.  The boldly abusive mixture of hilarity, despair, and cartoon eschatology recalls Flannery O'Connor and Miss Lonelyhearts."

                                                  -- Kirkus Reviews

     Blackburn is my best-known book, and there are a lot of reviews and comments about it on the Web.  Google it at http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=%22Bradley+Denton%22+Blackburn&btnG=Search .

     I'm still waiting for the First Church of Morton to be granted tax-exempt status.


Buddy Holly Is Alive and Well on Ganymede

     (Hardcover novel, William Morrow, 1991.  Leatherbound first edition with frontispiece by Kent Bash and Introduction by James Gunn, Easton Press, 1991.  Mass-market paperback edition, Avon Books, 1992.  Softcover editions in the United Kingdom, Italy, and Poland.  Winner of the 1992 John W. Campbell Memorial Award for Best Science Fiction Novel of 1991.)

     Oliver Vale was conceived in the back seat of a car on the day Buddy Holly died.  He was raised to fervently believe in personal freedom, UFOs, higher consciousness, and rock-and-roll.

     Then one day he turns on the TV to find Buddy Holly on every channel -- broadcasting nonstop from a moon of Jupiter . . . and telling the world that Oliver Vale knows the reason why.

     Suddenly Oliver is on the run -- trying to put some serious distance between himself and a bloodthirsty pursuing mob of religious fanatics, disguised Kansas aliens, a Doberman pinscher cyborg, a CIA assassin . . . and desperate couch potatoes who want their soap operas back.

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    U.S. hardcover dust jacket art by Mark Harrison.  U.S. paperback cover art by Tim O'Brien.

     This one is currently a little hard to find, although that may change in a year or so.  For now, try Amazon .

     "A delightful romp . . .  Bradley Denton is a major writer and, maybe more important, a funny one."

                                  -- Washington Post Book World

     "Aims squarely for the funny bone and hits it with near-perfect accuracy . . .  A whacked-out paean to the delicious mysteries of rock music."

                              -- San Francisco Examiner-Chronicle

     "A popular culture joyride -- Brad Denton is one of those really fine writers who can laugh and think at the same time.  All this and a great soundtrack, too."

                                      -- Pat Cadigan

     "I kept reading until the sun came up, until it felt as if little dirt bikes had been driving back and forth across the surface of my eyeballs.  It was worth it.  What we've got here is a spiritual journey -- but then, real rock 'n' roll is like that."

                                       -- Emma Bull

     Buddy Holly Is Alive and Well on Ganymede is my only novel to have won a science-fiction award  -- the John W. Campbell Memorial Award.  Things are looking pretty good  for it to become an independent feature film in 2007.


The Calvin Coolidge Home for Dead Comedians and A Conflagration Artist

     (Two-volume hardcover short-story collection, Wildside Press, 1994.  Trade paperback edition, Wildside Press.  Winner of the 1995 World Fantasy Award for Best Collection.)

     Originally published as a signed, limited-edition, two-volume set in three versions -- white leather, buckram, and buckram w/wooden slipcase -- these books contain the thirteen best stories from Bradley Denton's first ten years as a professional writer.  Howard Waldrop and Steve Gould provide book Introductions, and each story is illustrated by Doug Potter.

     The Calvin Coolidge Home for Dead Comedians includes:  Introduction by Howard Waldrop; "Skidmore," "The Calvin Coolidge Home for Dead Comedians," "The Sin-Eater of the Kaw," "The Hero of the Night," and "The Territory."

     A Conflagration Artist includes:  Introduction by Steven Gould; "In the Fullness of Time," "Top of the Charts," "Killing Weeds," "The Music of the Spheres," "The Summer We Saw Diana," "Captain Coyote's Last Hunt," "The Chaff He Will Burn," and "A Conflagration Artist."

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     The original signed hardcover sets of these books are long gone, although some may occasionally turn up with specialty book dealers.  But now both volumes are available as trade paperbacks from Wildside Press -- and you don't even have to buy them as a set, although you should.  You can find them at: http://www.wildsidepress.com/view_category.asp?cat=15

     These books won the World Fantasy Award for Best Collection at the World Fantasy Convention in Baltimore in 1995.  I was there, but I didn't have a banquet ticket -- so I wandered in after the meal and sat at a table in the back to see who all the winners would be.  When they got to Best Collection and announced that my books had won, I had to shake off the shock and sprint in order to make it to the podium before the applause died out.

     Howard Waldrop was a Guest of Honor at that WFC, so he was at the head table right beside the podium.  I think I kissed him.


One Day Closer to Death

     (Hardcover short-story collection, St. Martin's Press, 1998.  Russian edition forthcoming.)

     Highlighting this collection (subtitled "Eight Stabs at Immortality") is a new episode in the saga of Jimmy Blackburn, the eponymous serial killer of Denton's third novel.  "Blackburn Bakes Cookies" might best be called the icing on the cake that is Blackburn's story, and it is appropriately delectable.

     In assembling these stories, Bradley Denton discovered that all of them are concerned with some aspect of death.  It's true.  And yet (as they say), in death there is life:  these eight tales brim with vitality and joie de vivre.

     One Day Closer to Death includes:  "The Territory," "Skidmore," "Killing Weeds," "Captain Coyote's Last Hunt," "The Calvin Coolidge Home for Dead Comedians," "We Love Lydia Love," "A Conflagration Artist," and "Blackburn Bakes Cookies."  It also includes a Foreword and an Afterword, plus the author's Introduction to each story.

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     One Day Closer to Death can be found at Amazon.com and (signed, from my personal stash), at http://shops.half.ebay.com/barbdenton_W0QQmZbooks .

     After Calvin and Conflagration won the World Fantasy Award, Gordon Van Gelder at St. Martin's Press thought that a more widely available Bradley Denton story collection would be a good idea. 

     So I selected what I thought were the best six stories from the two award-winning books, added a newer story ("We Love Lydia Love"), and wrote a brand-new Blackburn novelette ("Blackburn Bakes Cookies") to anchor the book.  ("Blackburn Bakes Cookies" became a finalist for the International Horror Guild Award.  It didn't win, but the IHG gave the nominees a thumb-sized gargoyle . . . and mine still rides on the dashboard of my Dodge Dakota.) 

     I also wrote a new Introduction for each story, plus a Foreword and an Afterword for the book as a whole.

     The Afterword took the form of a Bradley Denton obituary.  I left blank spaces for the stuff I didn't know yet (and still don't).


Wrack & Roll

     (Paperback novel, Warner/Questar, 1986.  Softcover and hardbound "library" editions in the United Kingdom.)

     When Franklin Roosevelt choked to death on a chicken bone in 1933, it signaled the start of a brave new world -- a world in which America would ally with the USSR against the threat of the Anglo-Chinese alliance . . . a world where the death on the Moon of superstar Bitch Alice would spark riots that would obliterate America's space program and leave the nation at the mercy of its enemies' nuclear bomb-loaded space station.

     Now, years after the deaths that forever changed the course of history, Earth's future is about to be altered again:  Bitch Alice's daughter, the Bastard Child, and her band Blunt Instrument are about to start a tour that will literally rock the world -- either along the path to sanity, or over the brink to apocalypse . . .

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     U.S. cover art by Richard Corben.

     Wrack & Roll is scarce and will become more so.  Try http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0445203064?v=glance

     " . . . an eccentric triumph, recommended reading for members of that paradox-ridden generation where rock'n'roll will never die, but kids have turned into grownups all the same."

                                     -- Faren Miller, Locus

     " . . . terrific story-telling, impressive imagination, and full-gain narrative energy.  Damn, I liked it.  A lot."

                           -- Edward Bryant, Mile High Futures

     Wrack & Roll was my first novel.  It was written twenty years ago and published nineteen years ago, in the fall of 1986.  I had just turned twenty-eight, and Barb and I had been married six years.

     Now, in the fall of 2005, Barb and I have been married twenty-five years.  She still looks the same to me (i.e., wonderful) . . . but I barely recognize Wrack & Roll.    Someone else must have written that book.  Someone on Benzedrine.  Or someone in his twenties.  It's nothing like what I'm writing now.

     Then again, what I'm writing now is nothing like what I was writing even two years ago, let alone twenty.  At least, that's what they tell me.

     So Wrack & Roll stays on the list -- even if it gives me the same uneasy feeling that Spinal Tap experienced at the grave of Elvis.  (Nigel: "It really puts perspective on things, though, doesn't it?"  David: "Wuh, too much.  It's too much ****ing perspective . . . " )

      It could be worse.  If Wrack & Roll were a person rather than a book, I'd currently be paying for it to go to college -- while exhorting it to learn from my mistakes and major in something useful like electrical engineering or public relations.  And it would be seeing a therapist twice a month to complain about what a rotten father I've been.

     Thank God Barb and I decided not to have kids.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

    

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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